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Seth Merrill
Seth Merrill

Written by Seth Merrill

Takes, opinions and stories on marketing, pop culture and social media. Content marketing manager @ Polywork. Em dash abuser. SLC, UT.

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OMG, Seth — your article is the best! Couldn’t stop laughing. How do you come up with this?!

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